geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via swlft)


whatamarveloustune13:

oh definitely 

whatamarveloustune13:

oh definitely 

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(via startofan-age)


brokendildo:

basedpidgeot:

brokendildo:

ive never been to a funeral or a wedding and ive never had a sleepover

and ive never gone down a water slide or been on a roller coaster

sounds like the first verse of a macklemore track

when i got on my first roller coaster i knew i was a lesbian

(via australiansanta)


darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


dicksplit:

trying to act straight 

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via sextnoise)


greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(via pizza)


leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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(via rachelthecreator)


oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

(via rachelthecreator)


hopelesshoping:

Tonight Alive- Complexes (x)

hopelesshoping:

Tonight Alive- Complexes (x)

(via andthesentencetraillsoff)


hobgoblinhero:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

with a period, end of story. 

(via ourlastaffliction)


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(via pizza)



me n my wookie gf

me: bby ur hand is so hairy
her: aaaaahnr huurh