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Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

heteromilk:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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holy shit is this dont hug me im scared

Yes. Ocs.

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your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it
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me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

It’s quite simple. Whatever Agent Booth says, you respond with whatever word or phrase pops into your head, and vice versa.

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basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

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tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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